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My Horizontal Life My Horizontal Life A Collection Of One Night Stands

Chelsea Handler has become one of entertainment s most sought after and versatile rising stars In July 2007, Chelsea broke into the world of late night talk shows with her E Entertainment series, Chelsea Lately airing weeknights at 11 00 p.m Consistently the network s highest rated program, Chelsea Lately offers a tongue in cheek look at entertainment news, celebrity truths, and rumors that Chelsea Handler has become one of entertainment s most sought after and versatile rising stars In July 2007, Chelsea broke into the world of late night talk shows with her E Entertainment series, Chelsea Lately airing weeknights at 11 00 p.m Consistently the network s highest rated program, Chelsea Lately offers a tongue in cheek look at entertainment news, celebrity truths, and rumors that just won t die, along with other hot topics of the day Bringing refreshing new energy to and redefining perceptions of the talk show, Chelsea Lately is an authentic and hilarious commentary on the celebrity culture around us Both Handler and the show have also been recognized as pioneers in late night with the show boasting five female writers to account for half of its writing staff This is unprecedented in the late night arena that has historically been dominated by male hosts and writers.In addition to her wildly successful television series, Chelsea is equally well known as a best selling author On March 28, 2010, she achieved a spectacular feat when her three books took the 1, 2, and 3 spots on the New York Times Best Seller list Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang, from Grand Central Publishing, was the 1 nonfiction hardcover Are You There, Vodka It s Me, Chelsea, from Simon Spotlight Entertainment, was the 2 nonfiction paperback and My Horizontal Life, from Bloomsbury, was the 3 nonfiction paperback In hardcover, Are You There, Vodka It s Me, Chelseadebuted at 1 on the New York Times Best Seller list when published in April 2008, and My Horizontal Life has been a bestseller for 80 weeks As a testament to her versatility and tireless work ethic, Chelsea s 21 city comedy tour, also entitled Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang and sponsored by Belvedere Vodka, kicked off in March 2010 After tickets sold out immediately, Live Nation added 15shows As one of the nation s most acclaimed and cutting edge comedians, Handler delivers a sharp combination of fearless honesty, ironic riffs, and self deprecations with no shortage of material.With her roots in both stand up comedy and television, Chelsea was also the star of Oxygen s Girls Behaving Badly now syndicated in over 90 markets for all of its four seasons She also starred on E in The Chelsea Handler Show In 2007 2008, Chelsea starred with Jenny McCarthy and Leah Remini in the hugely popular MSN online web series In The Motherhood.In March 2009, Chelsea was honored the prestigious Ally for Equality Award by the Human Rights Campaign, recognizing the outstanding efforts of those who dedicate time, energy, spirit and whole hearted commitment to better the lives of LGBT people She continues to be an influential and dedicated advocate for the LGBT community.Handler, who grew up in New Jersey, currently resides in Los Angeles.

[Reading] ➼ My Horizontal Life  ➲ Chelsea Handler – Pandorajewelry70off.us
  • Paperback
  • 213 pages
  • My Horizontal Life
  • Chelsea Handler
  • English
  • 08 February 2018
  • 1582346186

10 thoughts on “My Horizontal Life

  1. says:

    I couldn t finish this book I found it distasteful, facile and pandering It made my skin crawl Loathsome I m certainly a fan of sex in all its consensual forms, so that part didn t squick me a bit, other than it just wasn t writ...

  2. says:

    I about died reading this book Seriously, I had to put the book down several times because I was crying so hard from laughing I am not normally the type of reader who laughs out loud at what she is reading However, I am thankful that I was home alone for most of this book Having witnesses would have made me appear to be some kind of whack job.I highly recommend this book unless the following things bother you, offend you, or any other type of negative feelings ensue sex, body parts, swearin I about died reading this book Seriously, I had to put the book down several times because I was crying so hard from laughing I am not normally the type of reader who laughs out loud at what she is reading However, I am thankful that I was home alone for most of this book Having witnesses would have made me appear to be some kind of whack job.I highly recommend this book...

  3. says:

    I watch Chelsea Handler s late night show on tv and the disconnect between her professional young woman look and foul mouthed retelling of her sexual expoits is quite funny and I looked forward toof the same in the book However, the humour lies in her drunken exploits picking up a myriad of men and then her personal insults against them, whether it be their size , personal habits, looks, intelligence or housekeeping ability There are several side characters, all of whom might have been I watch Chelsea Handler s late night show on tv and the disconnect between her professional young woman look and foul mouthed retelling of her sexual expoits is quite funny and I looked forward toof the same in the book However, the humour lies in her drunken exploits picking up a myriad of men and then her personal insults against them, whether it be their size , personal habits, looks, intelligence or housekeeping ability There are several side characters, all of whom might have been interesting, but the information on them is restricted to how much money they have and their sexual habits or lack of them Again, insults abound The only character who is described in any kind of detail is her father a racist, homophobic, certifiable eccentric of a secondhand car dealer, not a description that is in any way believable but still amusing to read.The initial chapters read well, but it became steadilytedious and I had to force myself to read the l...

  4. says:

    I was embarrassed reading this book in public I was getting a pedicure while reading parts of it and swore the pedicurist had xray vision, could see what I was reading, and subsequently thought I was a huge perv This is supported by the crappy pedic...

  5. says:

    I have never considered myself prudish before but reading these recollections and seeing how little respect Handler had for the men she encountered really depressed me I had hoped that the book would be Fun and Liberating The story of a confiden...

  6. says:

    As if I neededhelp feeling like a nun.Wow Chelsea takes a no holds barred look back at her sex capades There is something in this book to make everyone squirm It fits into the same category as the movies American Pie or Superbad and that category is I must watch them alone so that I have absolutely no witnesses to which obscenities I find most hilarious I want no record of what I laughed at.This was fun to read and quick but I don t think it s for everyone The virtuous girls As if I neededhelp feeling like a nun.Wow Chelsea takes a no holds barred look back at her sex capades There is something in this book to make e...

  7. says:

    OMG This woman kept me laughing, page by page I didn t want to stop reading, but I had to get to work Thank goodness for my rides to and from work in a bus, I get to read rather than pay attention to what s going on on the road People must ve thought I was retarded when they would see me suddenly burst out laughing out loud I got lost in Chelsea s world I can t wait to read her other book You gotta know her and what she s about before reading this or you might think she s too raunchy for OMG This woman kept me laughing...

  8. says:

    I expected the non PC jokes I expected the brash humour I expected the mean comments I did NOT expect the boredom I was expecting a funny book with descriptions of one night stands What I got was running commentar...

  9. says:

    Hilarious, as always Magnificently endowed midgets, an Adonis of a stripper known only as THUNDER, a cruise ship performer her conquests stack up rather quickly and fortunately for the reader nearly always end in tears and or vodka Chelsea is always willing to ske...

  10. says:

    I hope for the sake of the innocent and guilty that the names in this kiss and tell book were changed Actually that should belike have sex with and tell, but that s beside the point.Chelesa Handler s memoir of memorable one night stands is both as racy as you d expect and not nearly as racy as you d like to think Handler s humor is self deprecating and the fact that she finds such an assortment of one night stands is an intersting one The book could definitely be an advertisement for A I hope for the sake of the innocent and guilty that the names in this kiss and tell book were changed Actually that should belike have sex with and tell, but that s beside the point.Chelesa Handler s memoir of memorable one night stands is both as racy as you d expect and not nearly as racy as you d like to think Handler s humor is self...

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